> A FORGOTTEN VHS TAPE WAS FOUND
> THE TAPE BEGAN PLAYING ON ITS OWN
> THE OUTBREAK STARTED ON SOLANA
UNDEAD
One mint. One bite. Spread it carefully.
LGvzBjoUgvJaGwt3RAk2Chg2pupN3uqKu3Nrza2AumpIf you experience any of these, do not panic. You're already a holder.
Brains, candles, more candles. The hunger never stops.
From watching the chart all night. Now permanent.
Slow forward motion, no destination. Long-term holders know.
Cannot drop the bag. The bag is fused to the hand.
Click anywhere on the street to drop another zombie. The horde grows forever — saved between visits.
Found inside an unmarked VHS. Heavily distorted. Still distressingly bullish.
Still smiling. Still pointing. Now decomposing on schedule.
Glowing. Pink. Wobbly. Apparently delicious.
The shops are shut, the lights flicker, the chart still pumps.
$ZOMBIE · Solana · The horde is hungry.